Welcome to Clackamas River Log Jam 2003, in Estacada, Oregon.
A happy, sleepy, little hillbilly town where seemingly innocent, nice, naive people turn just like that to a vengeful, hateful mob!
Fifteen teams and two days & nights of coed Frisbee fun on the banks of the Clackamas River. Festivities include Friday night camping and imbibing, Saturday night hoe-down with southern homestyle cookout and Portland area's finest micro-brewed moonshine, Sunday breakfast, all the on-site disc golfing the solstice sunlight will allow, and tons of glorious athletic competion.
To the winners go the spoils: the gold spray painted trophy, a case of Estacada Gold Ribbon, and a batch of fresh Log jam. Or maybe your team will walk away with the humble, yet rewarding, B-Bracket Bitter.
Down home southern comfort and welcome await you. Because at Log Jam your friend isn't just our friend, but probably our sibling and marriage partner, too.
So you want to play at Log Jam 2003?
"I take it, you never saw Deliverance."
Bids cost $300+. The $300 covers 2 nights camping, Saturday dinner, Sunday breakfast, beer, DJ, field food, showers, and a donation to a cause very close to Log Jam's heart (see below). The + includes whatever extra you would like to send the cause's way.
Registration is open now. Send to:
D'arcy Owen
1804 NE Schuyler
Portland, OR 97212
Include team name, city, and contact name, number, and e-mail.
Receipt of check reserves your spot. We'll list the registered teams on the site as we receive bids.
registered teams
Asses of Evil, Seattle
Canned Yams, San Francisco
Core, Portland
Scuber Du, Portland
Happy Pussy, Portland
Psychic Friends, Portland
Swizzle, Portland
Chupacabras, Seattle
Jeff Colling and his Merry Band of Pabst Chugging Ringers, Portland
D-Pod, Seattle
Desert Lorax, Tri-Cities
Spread, Seattle
Yukon Jack, Anchorage
Trippin' Biscuits, Portland
directions
"What's it like to be a woman in McIver State Park? I mean, the guys don't turn all horny or anything like they did in Deliverance, right?"
Estacada is 35 miles east of Portland, Oregon. Here are
directions and a map to Estacada and Timber Park.
sponsors
We're happy to announce that this year's Log Jam is offically sponsored by MacTarnahan's, who will be providing us with seven kegs. Thank you, MacTarnahan's!
contact tourney director
"He's just an ignorant, inbred, tumbleweed hick."
D'Arcy Owen
darcyowen@yahoo.com
phone: 503 233 4634
photo album
"How can you read this? There ain't no pictures!"
We need your pictures from previous years to get it started. Email digital images to
hantonia@qwest.net, along with any info you would like included.
playlist
"Lisa! Never stop playing in the middle of a hoe down."
What song does your team love to hear at a party?
Send it through and we'll figure out how to square dance to it.
grub
"RC Cola and Moonpies. We ain't too smart, but we have a good time."
Our rave reviewed dinner menu returns: chicken/sausage gumbo, collard greens, blackeyed peas, mac n' cheese, and cornbread. Be sure to belly up to the breakfast table for Sunday morning grits, too.
testimonials
"You sit around twisting the facts to suit your inbred theories."
testimony from previous years
